Yes, that is a vending machine with live chickens inside it. No, this isn't the latest weird machine from China or Japan where the buyer can get a live dinner that they have to kill and cook up. We ...
My egg machine is a squat ovoid in a gleamy mint-green, like something the Jetsons would display proudly in their glassy space house, or like a giggly Pixar character that would be voiced by Jenny ...