31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29. The world is your oyster. 28. If you’re not growing, you’re dying. 27. If you see a turtle at the ...

The best fortune cookie sayings have the potential to make one think deeply, laugh, smile, or scratch their head in confusion; all elements of which make them a legendary part of eating at a ...

1. Be a fruit loop in a cereal bowl of cheerios. Some children who receive these fortunes may be delighted, and others may be a little confused. But that’s the case with all fortunes found in Chinese ...

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